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[Okt. 30., 2009~05:01 pm] |
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I'm thinking of turning this into a sales journal, and using my blogspot as a journal (i havent entered anything yet, but here's the link: http://bhevarri.blogspot.com/)
once i get off my lazy ass and take photos of all my crap, I have a lot of clothing and craft supplies I need to clear out, as well as my handmade jewelry and accessories.
Just wanted to put up a little something, dont worry about my old old journal entries, they're few and far between and not too interesting!
Bhevarri |
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| Etsy shop! |
[Mär. 12., 2009~08:57 pm] |
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=62304
Hey!!! Etsy shop! Woot!
Right now there are just some cell phone charms, but I'll be adding more items pretty much every day until I have most of my stuff posted.
Check it out, buy stuff! |
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| The Golden Compass, Sweeny Todd... |
[Feb. 24., 2008~09:49 pm] |
| [ | Where I Am |
| | tuton | ] |
| [ | How I Feel |
| |  bouncy | ] |
Moviesies! they are funnn!
Jake came over on friday and stayed till sunday morning =)
So nice to see him that long.
On Saturday night we went to the cheapo theatre by the Tucson mall and saw The Golden Compass and Sweeny Todd. They were both kickass in a million ways..
Golden Compass was great and hooray for non-religious writers! I cant wait for the sequel *grumblesequelgrumble*
Sweeny Todd was also awesome and incredibly bloody and sad and.. musical. I dont think ive seen Johnny Depp sing that much ever o.O
I had a great weekend, but my shoes arent here yet D=
I WANT SHINY LACY PINK SHOES |
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| Satanic Ritual Abuse |
[Aug. 4., 2007~11:34 am] |
DELUSION: SRA HUMOR
{http://www.satanservice.org/delusion/srahumor.html}
[from http://www.babysue.com/abuse.html ]
A Parent's Guide to Satanic Cult Ritual Abuse
Your child comes home late every night. It has developed a curious habit lately of listening to heavy metal rock music. It no longer pays you any attention. It seems preoccupied. It spends more and more of its time away from home. You suspect that your child is experimenting with drugs. What can a parent do?
Like millions of other American youths, your child has most likely joined a Satanic cult. Though you may be shocked when you realize the truth, it is important to bear in mind that all teenagers at one time or another join cults. It's something that most parents don't want to face or deal with, so they try to ignore it. Discussing Devil worship with your child can be almost as awkward as trying to talk about sex.
Now that you run the risk of losing your child to a cult, how do you go about turning its interest back to the home and family? The answer is simple. Children tend to look elsewhere for things that are lacking in their own lives. If your youngster is attending rituals with strangers, it is because you are not providing what your child needs.
Satanic cult ritual abuse should begin at home, with the family. While you and your spouse have been secretly worshipping Satan in the privacy of your bedroom, you should have been sharing this intimate ritual with your kids. Children want and need to be involved in abusive rituals to create bonds between other family members that are strong and lasting.
Now that you know what you need to do, where do you begin?
WHY FORM A CULT?
By and large, the main reason your children should worship the Devil is to help them develop Multiple Personality Disorders (MPDs). These are very special traits that most children need and most likely will not receive in school. The more you tear away at a child's self image, the stronger it becomes. A child can only develop healthy MPDs after experiencing years and years of cult abuse. Remember the first time your parents abused you during a Satanic ritual? Remember how good it felt?
THE DISCUSSION
Choosing the right time to speak with your child is very important. Probably the best time for a discussion is when your child urgently needs to use the restroom. Sit it down and tell it that it can take care of its needs after you have a little chat. Abruptly slap the child in the face and tell it that it will not be allowed to leave the house at night anymore. If the child puts up a fight, slap it harder. Do not allow the child to go to the bathroom until it agrees to your demands.
When it returns from the restroom, tell your child that it will be required to attend Satanic cult rituals with the family beginning the following day after supper. Slap the child again and send it to bed.
WHY PRACTICE RITUALS?
Torture and pain release energy into the family circle and increase the spiritual power of the individuals. Rituals must be precisely completed as prescribed to prevent the wrath of Satan and his demons. The main reason for participation in rituals is to destroy self esteem and self confidence. Therefore, if anyone complains that the rituals make them feel bad, tell them that this is exactly how they are supposed to feel.
Ritual #1: Testing the Feces
On the first night, the family sits in a circle around a fire in the living room. One by one, each person stands and defecates onto a paper plate. After each family member has done their "duty", the plates are passed around the circle for inspection and testing. Testing is accomplished by placing a tablespoon of the feces on the back of the tongue. Explain to your children that they are eating pieces of Satan's body and that this is an honor. Should they be hesitant to taste the "food", threaten them by telling them they will be forced to go to church the following Sunday. This will prompt most children to immediately obey any command.
During this ritual, the family should openly discuss their feelings. Ask your children to express any visual imagery they might be experiencing. After all the feces have been tested, throw them on the fire. The family should then say goodnight and retire for the evening.
Ritual #2: Mommy Gets Tubed
Begin the second night's ritual by saying a short prayer to the Devil. The mother's body is then suspended naked from the ceiling. The other family members take turns inserting tubes into the ears, nose, mouth, barnhole, and mystery hole of the mother. Once the tubes have been inserted, each person takes turns pouring liquids into the tubes to see what effect they have. Try using bleach, paint remover, insecticide, weed killer, or battery acid. Be creative. Mom will be sure to let you know how she feels by making funny faces and by creating some intriguing sounds.
After she has been sufficiently tested, the remaining family members take turns lashing at Mom with a metal rod. After she has been properly beaten, put Mom to bed so that she may recover for the next night's ritual.
Ritual #3: Sacrificing the Dog
As you and your children should already know, any dog that is truly loyal is a dog that must be sacrificed. Begin by petting your furry trusting friend and giving him some treats. Then have the youngest family member nail the dog's feet to the floor. Do not bind the snout of the dog. The dog must be allowed to sing about its pain. Each person then takes part in removing the dog's skin, taking care not to burst any main arteries. The dog must remain alive during the skinning. Once the dog has been skinned, twenty thick needles are inserted through its muscle tissue. The dog's urgent, strained cries are heavenly music to Satan's delicate ears.
After it has been tortured for a minimum of 90 minutes, throw the dog on the fire and do some serious chanting. When it stops breathing, the ritual is over. The family can now begin discussing what kind of dog they want next.
Ritual #4: Sister Has a "Baby"
Your daughter has made a serious error in judgment and tonight she must pay. She allowed herself to be impregnated by a black man, and this mistake must now be corrected. Have your son tie his sister securely to the dining room table with heavy rope. Each family member then lights a black candle and drips hot wax onto the daughter's breasts and eyelids. In this particular ritual, the daughter's mouth should be taped so that she cannot make any sound. This is her punishment for making such a bad mistake. The mock abortion then begins.
The mother lifts the daughter's skirt and pretends to remove a large lizard from her barnhole. As soon as the lizard has been "born", it is sliced in half and eaten. Next, the father pulls slugs from underneath the daughter's dress as if she were "having" them. The son then pulls live pig embryos from the daughter's mystery hole that were inserted prior to the ritual. If all goes according to plan, the embryos will now float in a circle over the daughter's head chanting familiar nursery rhymes.
All the family members then ridicule the daughter by telling her how ugly her barnhole is. They take turns making lacerations in her abdomen. The daughter is then untied and told that she is now healthy.
Ritual #5: Like Father, Like Son
Women can never worship Satan properly until they understand what makes men tick. This ritual begins with the mother and daughter showing homosexual porn videos to the father and brother. As the men become aroused, they remove their clothing and stand naked before the women. The father and son then perform mutually until they reach orgasm. As their seed falls to the floor, the women must catch it in little glass vials.
The vials are then heated over an open fire. As soon as the semen boils, LSD is added to it. Each family member then ingests a small amount of the mixture. Once everyone is tripping, the family takes turns branding each other with a hot cattle prod. Remember...any pain that may be experienced is imaginary. The ritual ends with the family playing "Jingle Jangle" on kazoos.
Ritual #6: Beating the Hell Out of Each Other
The sixth ritual is relatively simple. After donning black gowns and meditating for a few moments, the family simply tries to kill one another. In this ritual, anything is game. Individuals may use knives, sticks, bats, or anything they deem will be useful to them to adequately injure other family members. The only stipulation during this ritual is that each individual must yell "Satan is Lord" prior to delivering any cuts or blows.
After everyone has been cut up and beaten, any and all blood must be drained into a large aluminum bucket. Once the bucket is full, each person urinates into it. Thus endeth ritual number six.
Ritual #7: Having Friends Over to Play
At this point, your children may complain that they are never allowed to have friends over. This is a good time to tell them that they can have a female friend over to join in tonight's ritual. Have your children tell the friend to arrive after dark. Prior to the girl's arrival, a small isolation pit should be dug in the back yard, out of the sight of neighbors. When the friend arrives, her tongue is severed and she is thrown into the pit. This ritual is ongoing, as the girl is slowly and methodically starved and tortured. Urine and blood saved from the prior ritual should be lightly sprinkled onto the girl each morning. All family members are invited to creatively abuse the girl at least once daily. Some families claim that after they get used to the new pet, they never even want another dog.
DETERMINING THE RESULTS
If you've performed these rituals correctly, your child will be permanently affected. The things your child should have learned are: (1) obedience, (2) the importance of listening to others, (3) respect for parents, (4) how to play a kazoo, and (5) the difference between right and wrong.
The next time you think about going out for dinner or to a movie, perform a Satanic ritual instead. You'll not only save your family money...you'll save their souls as well.
(c) 1995 LMNOP
The Ordur of Kaos Under Satan (TOKUS)
-- the underlying k@s that makes all this possible
Satanism Archive
Smackers -- self-described Satanist expressions
Compare outsiders' descriptions of Satanism and satanism:
Propaganda -- non-Satanist religious and academics
Delusion -- 'satanic ritual abuse' fear-mongering
Mother Church (CoE)
-- the progenitrix of eco-ethics
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(c) 1999 boboroshi@satanservice.org (nagasiva)
items referenced in this archive are
copyright the authors cited per the Berne standard.
Illustr. credits: "krampustile" was cybercrafted by tyagi nagasiva, scanned from a 1932 postcard printed by "Erika" with krampus on red and white background, 1998; 'Snake Bar Devils' is an improvement on the 'Authentic Candle of Desperation' packaging from Botanica Del Leon Rayon (Mexico) by t. nagasiva, 1998.
Boy do I love being a satanist! |
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| dude srsly |
[Jun. 20., 2007~02:39 pm] |
| [ | Where I Am |
| | tuton | ] |
| [ | How I Feel |
| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | In My Ears |
| | something on sci-fi. not really music | ] |
i needs to write mores in my journalz g diggity dawg!
The poor thing =(
So... next monday me and my dad are leaving to california. We're gonna visit my uncle Robert (who isn't really my uncle, but we call him uncle Robert anyway 'cause he's my dad's bestest friend evar!). He's an anthropologist (there's gonna be a show featuring him on discovery channel some time. I'll post when the time comes) and he was recently in Egypt for the who knows how many-th time digging up mummies! Cool!
We're gonna spend 2 days in DISNEYLAND! FUCK YEAH FUCKING DISNEYLAND! I LOVE DISNEYLAND! FUCK!
Then we're gonna spend a day (or 2, i dunno) running around Bakersfield (thats where the uncle lives) and looking at fun stuff.
We're coming back Friday evening.
It's gonna be fun!
So who loves Bento? I do! I'm gonna try to find a bento box or set when we go to Cali, but if I can't, I'll just get one off the intarweb yo!
OH jesus I'm hungry and nobody's home but me and there's no fuckin FOOD! I'll write more from now on I promise.
Peace out home fry skillet hash brown pancake biscuit gravy potato ketchup sausage! |
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| skdfgpaew9n!!!! |
[Okt. 3., 2006~05:09 pm] |
| [ | Where I Am |
| | arizona | ] |
| [ | How I Feel |
| | Yay! | ] |
| [ | In My Ears |
| | Benny Benassi- Satisfaction (Isak Original) | ] |
Well, today is a good day...
first, it's mine & Jake's 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TODAY! Yay!!!
And, I get to actually see him! WHEEE!!!!
And, my doll shipped today! Double WHEEE!!!!!
AAH!
I'm Happy.
And check this link out. It's an amazing video...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
Lurve. |
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| blurg |
[Sep. 12., 2006~09:00 pm] |
| [ | Where I Am |
| | There | ] |
| [ | How I Feel |
| |  awake | ] |
| [ | In My Ears |
| | Jacob! | ] |
Oooo and I neglect livejournal, as usual.
So, I ordered my SUPERAWESOMELUTSCPDELFEL_SPECIAL! 14 days ago. So he should be here around the end of the month.
Yeee!
Mmmmmm Trauma101, yep.
Moo. |
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| zomgstuff! |
[Aug. 11., 2006~05:13 pm] |
| [ | Where I Am |
| | arizonee! | ] |
| [ | How I Feel |
| |  Yeah | ] |
| [ | In My Ears |
| | spongebob! | ] |
yep... so I'll be getting my Luts CP Delf El-Special soon!!! He's so gorgeous! I can't wait!!!
Yeee!
Humm... Jake's in Texas for another couple days doin the family crap. Yep. So me is lonely *tear* But now I have school to keep my mind off it.
Mah German class is goin well >.> Just the first couple days and I'm starting to pick things up pretty well... I think it's wonderful that Frau Doktor Duisberg speaks not a word of english in the class, like we don't know a language at all. It REALLY helps ^^
O.O Dood... some kid had a fucking seizure in my English class today- We were up walking around doing an activity, and he was at the other side of the room so I couldn't see much, but I heard something like someone fall out of a chair, and he started twitching. It was just.. aah >.< I feel so horrible for him... We had to go to another classroom, and they called an ambulance- I really hope he's okay, and I wanna know what happened >.<
Ugh.
But anyway.
Moo. |
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| That thing that happened one time! |
[Jul. 27., 2006~04:10 pm] |
| [ | Where I Am |
| | arizona | ] |
| [ | How I Feel |
| |  uUuhfFhoollfjddddh | ] |
| [ | In My Ears |
| | cartoon network o.O | ] |
So, I'm bored, and here's some really weird lil thing that happened a couple weeks ago. It's pretty mundane, but compared to my normal nights, it was way out of the ordinary.
My little ghostly experience!
I had hidden a key outside for my boyfriend, since he was coming over early the next morning and he didn't want to wake anyone. I live in a weird house, and my bedroom is also the livingroom, so my bed is directly next to the door.
I made sure to hide the key well, and I am completely certain I locked the door. I was on the phone with said boyfriend at the time, and I checked to make sure the door didn't stick when I locked it. I dd this twice, and remember looking at the door from my bed and seeing the lock in the "locked" position.
Now, before I continue, let me tell you something: I have a lot of trouble sleeping. So I'm usually lying in bed for at LEAST an hour, sometimes as much as 5 hours, before I'm asleep. In this time, my mind tends to try and scare me, taking every little thing I've seen, say, on the internet, that disturbed me, and dropping it into my room. Every little noise freaks me out. Bubbles from my salamander tank, wind outside, you name it.
But on this night, I was just calm, not thinking about anything in particular, though still very conscious.
My hand was resting comfortably on the pillow next to me (I always have a pillow next to me on my bed), and it felt like someone took hold of the corner of the pillow facing away from me and jerked on it. Now there's absolutely no way someone was in my room. Not only do I have two large dogs sleeping just outside my door, but all of the other possible entrances are blocked by people sleeping in them (my dad in the basement, and my grandma in the other half of the house). Not only that, but if someone was there, my floor creaks, and there's crap everywhere. I would have heard something.
But something pulled on my pillow. Not hard enough to move it away from me, just enough to make me feel it. I really can't think of any other explanation for this. (my only pets that are ever in my room are two tiger salamanders, kept in a tank at the other side of the room)
Either way, I sat straight up and turned on my light and my TV, in tears now. Nothing like this ever happened to me. Never, not once in my life has something remotely paranormal or unexplainable.
I hear my dog barking a little by the gate, and the clinking of metal (these sounds are normal, though they CAN sometimes mean that someone has opened the gate and stepped into the yard)
So, after about 10 to 15 minutes of trying to calm down and looking around my room for the source of this, I finally turned off the light, leaving the TV on, and tried to go back to sleep. I've calmed down by now, and I turn off the TV.
As I'm trying to go to sleep again, I hear a little scratching at the door (which is really normal considering I have two large, needy dogs just outside). But, being me, it scares me, and I look over to the door. I see that the little knobby-thingy on the door is turned, indicating that the door is unlocked.
shit
This is REAL fear, not ghosts, scary axe murderers now! I lock the door back, not bothering to look out the window, and rush down to the basement to get my dad. He grabs a big ol' stick to hit someone with, and looks out the window. Nothing, and both of my dogs are curled up, fast asleep, next to my door.
But that's the thing. They were asleep, not touching the door at all, and the scratching sound I heard at the door was distinctive to my door being unlocked. However, the key is still where I hid it, exactly. So I fall asleep with a hammer next to my bed.
Nothing weird's happened since, but that was pretty strange.
Yep.
Oh wow I'm tired, just had to register for school today, got 3 hours of sleep, been up since 8, im gonna die >. |
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| The Nerd Test |
[Jul. 20., 2006~11:27 pm] |
| [ | Where I Am |
| | arizona | ] |
| [ | How I Feel |
| | content | ] |
| [ | In My Ears |
| | Family guy! | ] |
I can't believe I'm doing one of these...
[x] you wear/own a pair of glasses
[] you've played some sort of video game 5 hours straight
[x] you have GI Joes or toy dinosaurs (well... I have action figures...)
[x] you pack your lunch to school/work (every day baby!)
[x] reading books is fun (Only if it's by Stephanie Meyer- the woman is a genius!)
total = 4
[] you go to the library to "hang out"
[x] you get good grades
[x] you've corrected people's grammar
[] math class rocks!
[x] you've told someone a joke and nobody laughed
total = 3
[x] you like eating chinese food with chopsticks (I love chopsticks period)
[] you've won the spelling bee (I would if there wasn't so much pressure)
[] girls/boys have cooties!
[x]you've watched TV for 4 hours straight
[x] sports are just not my thing
total = 3
[x] you have/had a pet tarantula, snake, and/or lizard (do salamanders count?)
[] you cried because you got an F on something
[] your homework is ALWAYS turned in on time
[] you're NEVER late for class
[] spiderman is the coolest superhero
total = 1
[] you corrected the teacher
[] you want to be a docter or surgeon when you grow up
[] you have a napolean dynamite t-shirt
[x] you always have a pen or pencil for class
[] you're an honor student
total = 1
[] you've never cheated on a test/quiz
[] I dont care about my looks
[] your in the school band
[] you've tripped and fallen in the hall
[] spiders and bugs are way cool!
total = 0
Now multiply by three and that’s your percentage!
Total: 12x3= 36%
Wow- less than I expected.
Yeah. So. Moo. |
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| Moo |
[Jul. 18., 2006~10:52 pm] |
| [ | Where I Am |
| | Here | ] |
| [ | How I Feel |
| |  artistic | ] |
| [ | In My Ears |
| | Angel With The Scabbed Wings- Marilyn Manson | ] |
So... Livejournal. Yes. My third one >.<
Oh well
Not much to say right now, just getting myself started.
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